They're out there: Furniture stores marking up prices just to mark ‘em down and scream “President’s Day Sale.” Don’t get faked out. Get Dumped Friday for really good furniture up to 80% below real market price. Closeouts, overstocks and design samples. No frills. Up to 80% off --- for real. And hey, since this is the big weekend, The Dump will give you free interest on your purchase of $999 or more, and a total tax cut and free delivery with minimum purchase. That’s how you save real money. To The Dump, to The Dump, to The Dump, Dump, Dump!
Get up to 50% off your new mattress. Get the second one free. We’ll Dump up to 50% off the price. Any size you want. Get the second mattress free: Serta Perfect Sleepers, Laura Ashley, King Koil, Chattam and Wells. Choose any size mattress, get the second one free. With a minimum mattress purchase of $999, the Dump will deliver for free and give you a complete tax cut, plus five years no interest with your iComfort purchase. To Dump 1,000 mattresses in four days, get up to 65% off and the second one free.
They just dumped 25,000 recliners. Even at 50% off, it’ll take four months to sell ‘em. The Dump only has four days. Friday, get $1200 more off 3-piece reclining rooms. $1100 more off reclining sectionals. Power reclinining sofas in top-grain leather, just $799. Recliners should go at $1100. Friday, they’ll all go at $299. Plus free financing with your purchase of $999, and free delivery and a free total tax cut with minimum purchase. Four days: Up to 70% off reclininig furniture. To The Dump!